Don’t Let a Clogged Bilge Pump Wreck Your Weekend

We’re your go-to crew for full bilge cleanouts and repairs.
If your float switch is toast or your boat smells like diesel dreams, we’ll fix it fast.

Text or call us at 510-373-1599

A passion for clean.

ServicePrice
Bilge Cleaning (Up to 20ft)$150
Bilge Cleaning (21-35ft)$200
Bilge Cleaning (36ft and above)$250
Bilge Pump Replacement (Parts & Labor)$250 – $350+
Basic Repairs (per hour)$75

For Custom Quotes & Bookings

HellaDryBilge@gmail.com

About the Crew

We’re Hella Dry Bilge — a small, salty crew of boat nerds keeping Bay Area bilges clean, dry, and functional.
We specialize in the one part of your boat everyone else avoids: the nasty, essential, often-forgotten bilge.

Whether you’ve got sludge, standing water, or a dead pump, we’ll crawl in, clean it up, and make it work right.

We’re mobile, hands-on, and low-BS.
You call — we show up, clean it out, fix what’s busted, and keep your boat safe.


Our Services

Clean. Fix. Float. Repeat.

Here’s what we do best:

Why It Matters

A clean, working bilge isn’t just nice — it’s what keeps your boat off the bottom.
Clogged pumps and oily water are more than gross — they’re safety issues. Don’t wait until the alarm goes off (or doesn’t). Let us keep your bilge tight, clean, and ready for anything.

What Our Customers Say

“I didn’t even know how bad my bilge was until Hella Dry showed up. Now it’s spotless and the new pump works perfectly.”
— Nate, Alameda

“Fast, professional, and somehow made cleaning my bilge look cool. Definitely calling them again.”
— Jen, Sausalito

“Smelled like a mechanic shop down there before. Now? Clean and bone dry. Legends.”
— Mike, Berkeley Marina

Get in Touch

Booking is limited — we only take on a few boats at a time to keep things personal and top quality.
Text or call us today and we’ll fit you in on the next available weekend.

Call or Text: (510) 373-1599
Email: HellaDryBilge@gmail.com